Saturday, July 12, 2008

Time to cheer things up around here!!!!

Ok so things are getting a bit heavy around here. The Bernard Bunch is quite traumatised because they thought they lost me. Again. Oh come on guys! What kind of a wuss do you think I am? This is about the 5th time in my still short life that you have thought I was a gonner ... well take a good look, cos here I am!! I am a fighter! So pull your socks up and get on with enjoying life WITH me rather than fretting about the fact that you nearly lost me! I ain't going nowhere folks!!

So, here's an attempt to lighten things up. I have chosen to use my French ancestry to cheer people up with some humour ... so you'd better laugh folks!

now listen to this :

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh

See if you have De Gaulle to publish this on your blog !

Abigail published it because she figured she had nothing Toulouse !


Anonymous said...

J'écris pour t'enseigner un concept, princesse. Ce s'appelle le ` l'effet d'ondulation' en anglais. Quand une pierre est lâchée dans l'eau, ondulation d'éloigner de l'eau de l'endroit où la pierre s'est laissée tomber. Il signifie qu'un événement simple a des effets dans les endroits lointains de l'événement. L'alarme de votre famille, bravent la fille, envoyée un effet d'ondulation autour du monde. Pour nous lointains, nous sommes chanceux pour nous renseigner sur l'alarme après avoir su que vous êtes déjà bien. Envoi de l'amour et des prières, Dr. Boucher

[No, I did not learn French. Translated by:]

The Hernandez Family said...

Princess Abigail we are soooo happy to hear you are doing better!!! Come visit us soon!!!!

popo said...

je t'aime petite soeur ! ! ! ! ! !
je t'aime je t'iame