Saturday, July 12, 2008

Time to cheer things up around here!!!!

Ok so things are getting a bit heavy around here. The Bernard Bunch is quite traumatised because they thought they lost me. Again. Oh come on guys! What kind of a wuss do you think I am? This is about the 5th time in my still short life that you have thought I was a gonner ... well take a good look, cos here I am!! I am a fighter! So pull your socks up and get on with enjoying life WITH me rather than fretting about the fact that you nearly lost me! I ain't going nowhere folks!!

So, here's an attempt to lighten things up. I have chosen to use my French ancestry to cheer people up with some humour ... so you'd better laugh folks!

now listen to this :

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh

See if you have De Gaulle to publish this on your blog !

Abigail published it because she figured she had nothing Toulouse !

A poem by Paul Dammann

God sent to me an angel,
it had a broken wing.
I bent my head and wondered
"How could God do such a thing?"
When I asked the Father
why He sent this child to me,
the answer was forthcoming,
He said "Listen and you'll see."
"My children are all precious,
and none is like the rest.
Each one to me is special
and the least is as the best.
I send each one from Heaven
and I place it in the care
of those who know my mercy,
those with love to spare.
Sometimes I take them back again.
Sometimes I let them stay.
No matter what may happen
I am never far away.
So if you find and angel
and you don't know what to do,
remember, I am with you,
love is all I ask of you."