Sunday, September 28, 2008

A big round of applause for Abigail please!!!

Abigail has just this minute deposited her first ... um......... 'number two'.. in her royal potty!!!

The Bernard Bunch is very proud of her!
For a little girl who's parents were told by doctors they couldn't say if she would ever walk, talk or be clean, she's not doing too badly is she????

Thursday, September 25, 2008


Guess what this is ?

No not the "William" bit
- I mean that bundle on the sofa.

It's me!

Fast asleep.

Wanna know why??

Its all cos of the Lamboleys ...

we went to their house for the day ...

Look at all the antics I got up to ...

and then tell me you're still surprised!

I was a social butterfly all day

mingling with every one

I bonded a lot with this Eric

And also with this Eric

I was swung from the Chandeliers

I taught Patricia how to play with dolls

and I let her rub my tummy

I climbed up and down the mezzanine stairs four hundred times

I listened to Lamboley
(probably what tired me out the most)
He is very silly.
His laugh sounds like a fog-horn.
He is very nice though
We all like him a lot
He is one of Papa's best friends

I watched television on the mezzanine

and in Isabelle's arms
I ate my lunch all by myself

I watched Mama devour a lot of this Trapezienne cake

She's been going to the gym a lot since then
I watched friends chatting ...

I observed a Greek God yawning

I befriended an Ourangoutan

I observed French beauty at its best.
Isabelle, married to Lamboley
she laughs in a normal way
She is also one of Papa's best friends

I told lots of Teletubby stories

to Florent and Patricia

They listened with baited breath

I went off into the woods to stalk down my brothers

I could only find one of them

And at a local park
I learned how to slide
all by myself!
I was SO PROUD!!

Honestly.... pray tell ..
is it ANY wonder I ended up like this?

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Tears, Turf, and Too Sweet


Cousin Lena came to visit this weekend

She's a very sociable kind of person
She was really pleased to see us

She was particularly happy when I attempted
to 'borrow' her dummy

You look like my doll
does your head come off too?

Mesmerized, I followed Lena around EVERYWHERE

What WAS this creature
playing with all my stuff???

I was hot on her tracks

every time she tried to dash into my room

Uncle Laurent changed her nappy on my changing deck!


I was quite fascinated at this new 'sharing' thing that was going on

"ahem ... erm .. Lena ... um

that's my doll's pushchair"

"Yeah? And?"

Oh COME ON Lena!
That's my TOILET!
Enough is enough
this is going too far

I've had enough of you
Yes I know its rude
but to say 'goodbye' is my only way of indicating
that I've had enough
I did it quite a lot to Lena!

Lena is Mama's God daughter
She is dotty about her
You can hardly blame her really!
Look at her!!!

As Royal as myself, methinks!!!!

Yes, tis true, her Papa looks like .... well, a crook, really ... but he isn't! He's the sweetest pumpkin pie in the whole world! And he's a great Godfather for Nathan

When he did this
Lena started crying all over again
She quite likes crying
I think I'm going to give it a try myself
it seems to get you your own way quite a lot!!

Definately some inspiration for me there!!!

Ahem ... that's my Lala
If I were you, I would give it back
I have two VERY BIG brothers.....

And a Papa who is utterly potty about me

Watch this space for more! Coming soon : a day at the Lambolley household, and my fantastic achievements on a slide!!! Woo hoo, fascinating stuff hey????