I JUST DON'T LIKE THEM!!!!
They get on my nerves .... they really do .... And look!!
If I stand far enough away from the television
(like, in the house next door)
I can see whats going on on television!
So who needs glasses anyway?Yes, I have to confess ....
this is where Mama found them.
Abigail's laundry basket.
Let me explain ....
Because I am a Princess,
I have lots and lots of clothes.
I have a wardrobe which BULGES with clothes to wear...
so Mama only ever needs to do my laundry about once a week
(well, every two or three weeks actually,
I really do have a LOT of clothes!).
So I thought maybe my glasses would like
a long long holiday here,
rather than sweating it out
on my gorgeous little upturned nose ...
When my glasses clunked
into the machine this weekend
during Mama's laundry rampage,
I tried very hard to look very innocent ...
I stared at them lying there
as if I had never seen them before ...
I'm not very good at looking innocent
when proven guilty, yet.
But I'm practicing.
Anyway, despite the glasses fiasco,
Mama is very happy with my progress
these last few days ...
I have started a new "M" word
- ie: copying behaviour.
I heard Mama telling Papa
(at the top of her voice,
with lots of joy in her eyes)
that this was a real land-mark
in my overall development
you know ....
to me it just felt
like I was talking to Tinky Winky
and feeding him ...
so whats the big deal?
And believe it or not,
I actually made him speak
on the phone!
Mama and Papa were in hysterics!!!
Tinky Winky however,
didn't seem all that fussed by it all.
Maybe I didn't have the right
teletubby frequency for him.
What a fusspot.
do I really have to wear my glasses ?
Look, if I keep my eyes closed,
I won't need them, will I???