Once upon a time
There was a very silly lady
Who bought a beautiful weeping willow
There was a very silly lady
Who bought a beautiful weeping willow

The salesman said ‘this is a dwarf tree’
The silly lady heard ‘it can be planted anywhere cos its small’

Which is precisely what she did.
Planted it any old where.
Right next to the … house drains of all places!!
So, a few wise words from her elders and betters later,
ooohhh ! Wow! Justine just sent in this telegramme .....
Willow has arrived safely
.... seems happy ...
.. all is well!!


Have a nice life Willow!!!! Don’t forget to send us a card from time to time!!