Parcels Parcels Glorious PARCELS!!

Remember Laetitia ?????

My lovely friend from the North of France?

Well, click on this photo to discover more!


Laetitia's parcel from North France

MERCI LAETITIA!!!!

A lesson in table etiquette a la Princesse

At long last, my blogger scribe has returned to the land of the living. Mama is a miserable patient ... the Bernard Bunch is frankly quite glad she's back at work where it can no longer hear her perpetual ranting and raving and 'agfhgl my throat huuuuuuuuurts'. Sigh ....



I believe that the time has come for me to share what I know about French Princess Table Etiquette. Of course, style class and elegance all come naturally to me, because I am a Princess. For those of you, however, to whom this does not come as naturally, and yet who are interested in learning -and possibly plagiarizing - my style, here are some basic rules as it relates to Princess Abigail Table Etiquette.



Step 1:
Select a top-of-the-range French yoghurt-creme
Nothing but the very best for us classy gals:




Step 2:
Ensure Princess fingers are perfectly manucured and dainty before commencing consumption. Every detail is important, and pretty fingers add to the enhanced taste of the French yoghurt.

Step 3:
Insert delicate fingers (and fist) into aforementioned French dairy product and ensure only a small portion slips into the mouth.

Step 4:

Pout a lot. Princesses pout a lot, especially when consuming expensive French dairy products

Step 5:
Complain about the state of the recipient housing the expensive French Dairy product.



Step 5 :
Don't ever look sheepish or bashful. Hold your head high, spread a nonchalent expression across your beautiful face, and watch as people clean up around you.

Anyone want to sign up for private Etiquette classes?

Bows bows GLORIOUS bows!

Mama is sick in bed at the moment, which is having a detrimental effect on my blogging abilities. The bacteria have not been as effective on her bossiness as her tonsils though, so this is being dictated to my alternative writer, who is happy to announce that I am the happy victim of Mama's latest fashion craze : hair bows! She has ordered over twently hair bows for me on internet (Major applause for Abigail and Amber for their assistance in nurturing Mama's new craze, making her broke but me very groovy and bowified).

So be prepared folks, cos I'm gonna be the talk of the town with my dazzling natural beauty enhanced by some of the craziest bows in the history of hair bows!!! Don't believe me? Well take a look at this small sample of my Mama's midnight anti-bubonic-plague-drug-sedated purchase:

These pig-tails bows above are Mama's real favorites : she got them in pale yellow, pale blue and ivory ... the simplest of all the bows, but JUST what she was looking for!

So, which one of this small sample do you guys like best? Which ever one gets the most votes will be the subject of my first 'showing off my bows' post!!!!