Monday, June 2, 2008

Autonomously working on the autonomy


Mama is starting to wean herself off the 'feeding me a bottle of milk syndrome'.

To her amazement (um, excuuuu-uuu-se me - WHY the amazement? I'm a perfectly capable person mama!) I can drink out of a cup like 'ain't no thiiiing' ...


Get a load of that!

No practice required - I did it straight away!

Am I amazing, or am I amazing???


And - now get a load of this folks - I fed myself! I picked up a bit of tender red meat Mama had cut into small tiny pieces, and I put it in my mouth ...

... and chewed... !!!

Why does Mama keep shouting (very loudly) : EUREKA?????


I can even eat the cup if you're all THAT impressed!!

Mama has taken the 'leaving me to get on with stuff by myself' advice very seriously

She let me wander around the garden to my hearts content - I would have thought she would have kept her eagle-eye on me every second, but everytime I glanced her way, she was busy gardening ... so ...

I found a nice deep pool of stinking, stangnant, dirty, bacteria-infested garden water that had been left to rot inside the plastic pool cover behind the house (Mama said it was Papa's fault, but she always says that) ... boy was it fun getting myself drenched in this foul water!!! I LOVED IT !!!

Nathan the photographer was straight in there, filming and taking photos of the fun I was having (Mama still hasn't quite figured out how to post videos on blogger ... but she's getting there!!)


And eventually I wandered back into the house : A SOPPING, SOGGY, SOAKED STINKING MESS


Can't wait to start that filthy fun all over again!!

In the meantime, a further step in my newly-acquired autonomy involves slyly climbing up dangerous staircases as soon as Mama and Papa have their back turned ...


I can also now frown furiously when things aren't going my way (this is me with my Mamie - Papa's Mama, yesterday) and I wanted to make the doll do stuff all by myself, hence the frown. Mama loves this photo, cos she says its SOOO MEEE and my budding ability to curse ...


And just as a conclusion to this post about autonomy : I am now also capable of ripping my trousers all my myself too. Ain't that something ???!!!!



Loathsome Lyon Lurgy

oooh dearie me ...


the Bernard Bunch is not well today ....


We all woke up with queeasy tummies, loathsome bottom stuff and bouts of vomming ...


oh what fun ...







I shall spare the details for the benefit of my more sensitive readers


but suffice it to say, I have redecorated the front room in various shades of brown and yellow ...





I think we are all driving Mama potty - erm ... literally. She a tad fed up with cleaning up the smelly mess the Bernard Puppies are leaving behind them wherever they go ...



Also she had to take a day off work which she HATES doing ... cos it means fewer days for our summer holidays. Blast, we must all get better QUICK!!!!