

 

The 'Secret' diary of Abigail Bernard, an eight-year old Princess in France
 This is Suzi, Mama's best mate ... for some reason I've taken a particular shine to this lady, she's the only person in the whole world I give the most humongous hugs to as soon as I see her. She has good karma man! Mama is terribly fond of her too, and some times they get up to mischief and go hit the town and paint it red!
 This is Big Bill with Mama's godson Keelan who belongs to Suzi ... Keelan is just like Mama : loud, boystrous, determined - oh and ever so clever ... probably the only difference with my Mama eh? Mama loves Keelan lots and lots and lots and lots, and has lots of mischievous plots she is secretly submitting for his consideration. Suzi, you didn't really think Keelan thought up the ink-bombs ploy himself did you???!!!
 I know I look like I'm dozy, but what would you feel like if you were having your legs massaged by a physiotherapist who looked like that?