The Bernard Bunch: Saturday, May 17, 2008

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Bumps, strawberries, sulks and peace talks

I am currently sporting the biggest bump in the whole wide world

Photography simply cannot do its sheer volume justice

Thanks goodness I'm such an irrisistibly gorgeous Princess, and am thus able to carry it off so well. Everyone will be wanting one soon ...

No-one knows how I did it, I didn't even cry - but the Bernard Bunch suspects its all linked to my new walking mode (whereas before I could walk, but didn't, now I DO walk, everywhere ... and as my peripheral vision ain't that hot, well methinks I catch the odd table corner ...)

Mama got a bit carried away on the 'capturing the bump on camera' front, but bear with me as I display her attempted artistry ... ho hum ... (she's been devouring an australian blog recently - see listed here as 'amazing' - and I think Sheye Rosemayers enchanting photography has given Mama a contrived sense of inspiration .... thank goodness I'm a very patient little girl!!)

Now, back to the strawberries ...

these strawberries look like fairly standard, innocent strawberries, don't they?

Well they are not. They are biological terrorist weapons, according to Nathan, who is very VERY upset that his brother accidentally put his (nasty bacteria infested) spoon in Nathan's (clinically sterile bacteria-free) bowl of fresh garden strawberries. OH MY GOD. The end of the world is nigh ...